The Amherst news-times. (Amherst, Ohio), 1923-11-29

              THE AMHERST NEWS-TIMES
western  Bsser-e   Historical
VOL. V, NO. 31.
ISSUED     THURSDAY
AMHERST,    OHIO.    THURSDAY.     NOVEMBER 29. 1923.
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This  Week
By Arthur Brisbane.
Cheap Transportation.
Crytaeethesia Saves Woman.
Fight, Mr. Eingh.
Boss Murphy Will Learn.
The air giant ZR-1, bigger than the
biggest steamship, uses less than a
gallon or gasoline per mile In her flight
of. 2,200 miles. A big ocean steamer
would need two tons of coal to one
gallon of gas tor a giant flyer. That
shows the difference In power needed
to push aside light air and heavy
water and lt tolls you how cheaply
men will travel In years to come If they
get rid of that "all the traffic will
bear" slogan. It Is quite probable that
in future one day's work wlll earn the
actual cost of a flight around the world.
Professor Klchet of the French Academy of Medicine says woman possesses a fuculty, called "Cryptaethesla."
That's a scientific name for Intuition,
woman's strange power to judge character at a glance, her ability Instantly
to tell truth from falsehood.
"Cryptaesthesla" is older than the
French Academy of Medicine, older
than the pyramids. Women practiced
that faculty a hundred thousand years
ago, when their husbands came wandering in late from the cave across the
valley.   It's their one safeguard.
WOMAN INJURED UNDER
FREIGHT CAR.
Mrs. Anna Ktnkunlowics. of Hamilton si root, wns serverely injured last
Sniiiriliiy morning when she was run
over by a freight car while underneath it picking up coal. Her left
leg was badly crushed. She was
taken to the local hospital in Zllch's
ambulance where she was given surgical treatment.
Mrs. Kinhunlowics recently moved
here from Lorain.
CHRISTMAS SEALS
NOW ON SALE
Wreathing the slprlt of Christmas
and bearing a message of hope and
cheer for the afflicted, the little Christmas Seal is with us again.
Thirty million of them have been
distributed In Ohio to go on sale December 1 and to be used from December 1st until Christmas on letters and
Christmas packages.
That means selling $300,000 worth or
seals to six million people or Ave cents'
worth to each person. "That's easy,"
you say, "my money's ready for you."
Selling seals is easy—everyone Is
willing to buy their share if you get to
them but that't where the work comes
in.
Getting to 6,000,000 people takes
organization—takes men and women
willing to take off their coats and
work— even to sacrifice their own
valuable time. It takes time and it
takes money.
For raising funds for health work.
A baby kangaroo born tn the Chicago Zoo Is an Inch long, about as
wide as a lead pencil, and weighed
nine grains. Once born, it climbs Into
'.ts  mother's   pouch and   stays  there,
seven   months,   while   it's   hind   legs j educational    value,    awakening    the
grow strong. health conscience of a community, the
A   giant   grlssly  bear  has   a  baby  Christmas Seal has demonstrated its
smaller than a kitten.   Nature is hard; worth.
nn  transit.    But  science will fix that'     That's   why   many   communities   in
one of these days. j Ohio  are   going   into   the   Chrlstmus
  i Seal sale this year with a determlnu-
St.   Xlli.-i'  Singh,  one of 800,000,000' tlon   to  get  the  full  average  or  this,
Asiatics ruled ln India by a few Eng-   patented  method or hind  raising and | Nash, I'lttsfleW; F. L.Tlte, Eaton, and
CO. AGRICULTURAL
SOCIETY MEETS
The Ixiraln County Fair Association
held their annual meeting in Elyrla
Saturday. This was the 28th annual
fair meet.
Two new directors were elected as
t'nllow,-: Frank Haetz, Wellington and
Dr.  K.  P. Clements or Elyrla.    A.  E.
Sum Hacon, Brownheir, were re-elect
ed.
The   directors   then   re-elected   the
llshmnn thousands or miles away, has   health education,
a  grievance.    When  family members      Uppermost   in   the   minds   of   the
nf the British Empire meet, Canada,! Christmas  Seal organization in Ohio i
Australia and other colonies of Euro-, this yeai are the children.   As the late i r"llowl:,K offlcer8 for the ensuln* *«"
pean  stock are represented by elect-  President Harding has said, "We must  ■  L  Edwards, president; C. T. Wine*
ed   delegates.    India's   vast  crowd   is   begin with the children."
represented by men selected by Eng-       Health   education   In   the   schools,
llshmen. summer   camps   for   undernourished
  children and nurses to visit the homes
As usual, the trouble Is within.   It's, of the tuberculous are outstanding ob-
the same If yon lack force In yourself | jeets for which seal funds are to be
one   outsidto   force   will   rule  you. raised, .      -
Among the 300,000,000 Asiatics of In- The slprlt with which local leaders
ilia there dwell 100,000 Englishmen and art entering upon the seal sale indi-
they rule the 300,000,000, although they ! , ates thnt Ohio thin year will break
are outnumbered .1,000 to one. Could all previous records selling tuhercu-
Mr.   Singh   Imagine  one   Englishman, losis Christmas Seals.
keeping   down    3,000   Irishmen?     In, 	
these days you only get justice when
you flght for It.   Even then It Is slow.
In Ave thousand years, India has
written millions of different books.
And (n all those books the word "LI-
berty" does not once appear. That's'
the trouble with India. Some day a
man will come along, not a Qhandl,'
trying to flght Manchester with a spin-;
BEEKEEPERS HOLD
GOOD MEETING
The Lorain County Beekeepers Association held Its regular meeting at
n Ing wheel, but some person ot mixed rlB MomUy evening, at which
race with thick hairy wrists, coarse, t|me Ioca, people were pregent and
hands, short stubby Angers. He'll let tQok part ,n ^ evenlng.8 progranl,
India elect her delegates to the Brit- A ghon bU8lnegg meetlng was held
ish Empire's family's reunion.
C.  Harris,
SO. AMHERST SCHOOL
TO QIVE OPERETTA.
An Operetta, "Tie Miser's Dream"
will be given by students from South
Amherst schools In the high school
auditorium on Tuesday evening, December 18. The Operetta is in keeping with the Christmas season.
The cast has beeu selected and rehearsals have started.
F. C. Moore or the Oberlin Conservatory or Music is directing the play.
LOCAL WOMAN
GETS SCHOLARSHIP
les, vice-president,  und  H
secretary and  treusurer.
The secretary's report shows that
the past yeur was a prosperous one.
At the beginning or the year there
was-M,728.117 in the treasury. They
received $5,782.50 ror admissions, $1,-
471.75 admissions to grand stand, $444
for speed en4rle*), $4,067.16 ground
rent, und a number or other receipts
bringing the cash up to $22,149.71.
The expenditures include $5,011.65
ror premiums, $1,910 ror music and
attractions, $5,740 ror new buildings
und miscellaneous expenditures of
M.tlS, besides some minor expenditures.
Lydlu Heller, ol Amherst, has been
awarded nn Anonymous Donors Scholarship ror the present college year at
Carnegie Institute ot Technology, ac-
Ci rdlr.g to an announcement made to-
ilay hy President Thomas S. Baker.
Miss Heller Is a senior in the music
course.
The complete list ot fellowship, scholarships  uud   prizes  announced   today
wus one or the  features  or the Carle prte  Duy exercises wheu  the Curne-
gie    Tech    students    celebrated    the
eleventh   annual   observance   of   the
j birthday ol  Andrew  Carnegie.
An   order  has   been   Issued   by   the,     ..^^ QelugI() r^zdjayA,  Royal  Am-
federal Immigration authorities tor the I ,,„„„„,,.„.   fl„m   „a)y   ,„   ^   Unlted
deportation of RagebH»n« Hahum, a; stateg   ^  onUor  ,m  ^  oc< a8lon,
Syria... who  wis smuggled  into tfal> | <levotfMl „ ))ortlon ,)f „„ a(ldreM to the
WOOSTER CLUB TO
MEET DECEMBER 11.
Wooster College Alumni are planning for | gooil reunion In Lorain on
Wooster Duy, Tuesday. December II.
Kx-students from ull of Lorain. Ilurou
and Krlp counties are expected to be
present. The guest or honor wlll be
Professor WllliHmson or the college
faculty.
"DEACON DUBBS"
PLAYS TO BIG
HOUSE TUESDAY
Amherst   student   now   enrolled  at  the'
Woostpr College.
"weasel    Dubbs",   I   comedy-drama
was   presented   by   n   most   able   cast
Miss   Doris   I     Merthe   I    the  only | fr(„„   ,,„.   s,    BmtMrB  church   Sunday
•ehool   Leugue   St   the   auditorium   ot
i tbe  Town   Hall  lust  evening.
The entertainment was scheduled to
start at eight o'clock, but the house
rut tilled lo capacity nearly a half
hour befoiv the curtain went up for
tlie llrst ait. The audiancc was not
.illy large but wus appreciative also,
mil many commeiited upon the ability
 ,m.,,.i      - '"   '"«'   ***   "'   mssmimt  a  play  of
a     a t. ..     a   , as.       n_        ' hUt    ifBB.
giving  services  to he held ut  St.  Peter's    Evangelical    church,   Th irsday j     0«Bed| and pathos ure intermingled
veiling  huve  ull   been   mude;   which [ throughout the course ol the pluy aod
promises to he the biggest of Its kind   lfi   »»U"<I   «»   satisfy   the   "whims"   of
PLANS ALL MADE
EOR THANKSGIVING
GIVEN RIGHT TO
VISIT SISTER
country   from   ltfisxflSb  In   September,
principles   und   policies   or   the   new
Fascist!   regime,   of   which   he   is   the
first  representative  in  this country.
ever held In Amherst.
The M e t h o d 1 s t-Congregutiomil.
Stone, and St. Peter's churches have
united for the services. Hev. K. K.
Kastmas. pastor of the Methodist-Congregational church will deliver the
evening's sermon. Special music wlll
also bee rendered by the Community
Chorus.
Tonight, (Wednesday), ut South Amherst, the Community church wlll
hold a Thanksgiving program, which
will consist ot reudlngs, recitations,
speeches und music und will close with
rerreshnients.
At Hrownhelm there will also be
special services, so that Thanksgiving
will he well observed throughout Amherst and vicinity.
As u thought for Thanksgiving, the
following will undoubtedly Interest
everybody.
If you don't think you huve much, AMHERST-LORAIN
for which lo be thankful -pust Imagine yourself In Japan with your lire-'
Ume savings wiped out; your place1
or employment wrecked und starvation staring you In the fuce; or step'
into the bread line In some one of' nuM 9ma ,or,» ul' "» 'Je»f)eld Junction
Europe's muny broken-down cities and 1(> »>l" •**■■•■ ■ "ew »<*ter main to
wait tot hours to get a scanty helping1 l:ly,ia " ls "*P<-'cted that the road
of soup and sour bread. Compared ""' 1"' dosed for !lUout tt wee*
wuh   these   people   (no   matter   what
very body.
Theodore Henes tukes the purt ot
Deacon Dubbs in the play uud his expression, together with his make-up
.ii.ole him a fuvurite with Tuesday
night's audiancc und will undoubtedly please those who are planning to
attend tonight.
Cutherhie Wernert, as Trixle Col-
man, wus a favorite with the young
people anil her pranks received many
rounds  of  applause.
Other purts were taken by tbe
Misses Alice und Nellie Mathes..
Howard Hecker. Chas. Fllker, Jr.,
Lillian Raessler, Edith Moeblus,
Oeorge Gen and  Henry  Kaessler.
The play will be repeated again tonight, t Wednesday) und the ticket
stile for this performance ls already
large.
ROAD CLOSED.
The Ainberst-I.oraln road by tbe
way of I'ouiieid juii'.'tiou hus been
closed owing to the fact that the road
SCHOOL HOLDS THANKS-
GIVING PROGRAM TODAY.
William Pastorlo is ln Jail for throwing a cat out of the window, and the
Supreme Court says It Is unconstitutional to pass a law that would prevent
driving thousands of young children
into mills and' factories. Write that
on your tables. We can protect cats,
not children.
at which time the association passed
Charles P. Murphy, who demends a
wet plank In the Democratic platform
fpr 1924, "was firing a shot at McAdoo's ambition," according to political reporters. McAdoo will welcome
such shooting. Before 1924 ends each
candidate will be trying to prove himself dryer than the others.
Thanksgiving was observed in the
local school this afternoon, when
when special programs were given by
the various grades.
Several short sketches were given,
by members ot the Junior High on the
landing   or   the   Pilgrims   and   early
a  resolution  endorsing  the  proposed  aettlement dayfl.
Inter-state bill prohibiting the moving 	
of bees or used equipment without inspection.
Mrs. P. O. Fleming, of Amherst, gave
a short talk on "Selling Honey by the
Roud Side", which was followed by a
reading "Telling the Bees", by Mrs.
Genevieve Hurlbut. i
Mrs. F. E. Schrlver, of Orafton, ad-
CHOIR ENJOYS EVE-
NING MEETING.
The Choir or the Methodist- Congregational church was entertained last
evening at the home ot Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Hearn, of Washington street.
The  evening   was   spent   in  games
dressed the meeting on  the subject  and mug,C( wh,ch ntnrinmmt
'The Use ot Honey in the Home".
The next meeting wlll be held on
December 17 th, In Blyrla, at which
time the election of ofllcers and the
election of delegates to the state convention wlll take place.
were served.
und who Is now under arrest at Lure-
do, Texas. Congressman Davey has arranged for his temporary release under
a bond tor $1,000, so that he can visit I ~~
his sister. Mrs. Albert Joseph, ot Aat* N1XT LYCEUM COURSE
herst. who is ill and unable to go to NUMBER, DECEMBER 11.j**"
Laredo to see him before his deportation.
The    immigration    laws   leave   no
opening by which an alien who gains
illegal   entry  Into   the   United   States' »-» "  '-""""'V will be the speaker and
can   hope  to  remain.    Deportation   Is
l rouble- ami difficulties you have),
you are Indeed sitting on the top ot
the world, with comfortuble shelter,
warm clothes for your back, u bountiful harvest to provided plenty of food,
an a job to keep you supplied with
money   to  continue.
When you sit down to your own
Thanksgiving dinner, be thankful thut
Fate hss decreed thut you are us well
off as you are. There are millions who
would be glad lo exchange places with
The   next   number   of   the   School   FISH  AND  GAME CLUB
Lecture Course wlll be held on Tues- HOLD  SMEETING
day   evening,   December   11.     Judge
The  Lorain- County Flch and Game
In the meantime traffic from Amherst and vicinity wlll take the road
leading to Loruin from  Foster  Park.
PROGRAM FOR DEDICATION
NOW    BEING    ARRANGED.
The program Tor the dedication of
the new school building, which is to
he held on Friday evening, December
7. is now being arranged. Students
are to take an active purt In the program and visitors will be welcome at
Hi'  school   throughout  the day.
comes to Amherst ut a great expense
o the locul school.    This number will
program.
mandatory, and Rageb will start on
his trip back to Syria about December
loth. Under the Immigration laws,
he  can   apply   for   admission   to   this
country lu the regular manner at any j LICENSE PLATES ARE HERE
port or entry after the expiration of
one year rrom the date or his deportation.
club held u meeting ut the Y. II, C. A.
In   Elyrla,  Monday  evening,  ut   which
he  one  of  the   best   on  the  season's   time   several   locul   people   were   pre-1
Mr. uud Mrs. N. A. Wortman and son
Clovls. of Elmore, Ohio, were Sunday
visitors ut the home of Mrs. Caroline
Kreeger, or CrownhlU avenue,
David  Brennen,  Sr„  or  Cleveland,
spent the week-end In Amherst.
Mr.   and   Mrs.   E.   C.   Schuler  were
Oberlin  visitors  Sunday.
J.  J.  Smythe, deputy  registrar ror
automobile   licenses   in   Amherst   for
miM reports that the plates are here
and urges local people to make their
application  at once  ln  order to com-
I ply   with   the   new   ruling,   that   auto
| owners must huve their license plates
j on   their   machines   by   the   flrst   of
January.
sent. It, S. Meyers, president of the
Ohio Leugue of Sportsmen uildressed
the meeting.
NEWS-TIMES TO
RECEIVE LETTERS
FOR SANTA CLAUS
ST. JOSEPH'S YOUNG
PEOPLE HOLD MEETING.
| LOCAL PEOPLE ATTEND
GAME AT COLUMBUS.
Mr. Emmons, president of the Electric Railway Association, says publtc
ownership means Socialist government and an end of "a prosperous,
sane nation".
Mr. Emmons ls unnecessarily worried.
What about the post office? That's
government ownership, and quite successful. Nobody imagines that any
private company would carry a letter
from Miami to Seattle for two cents.
What about the Panama Canal?
That's government ownership and
government construction also. Quite
successful after private effort failed.
BROWNHELM   DRAMATIC
CLUB TO GIVE PLAY.
SCHOOL BOARD
HOLDS MEETING.
  Mr. uud Mrs. C. O. Ashenbach were
A regular meeting of the locul board   I.oraln  visitors Sunday.
of   edcatlon   wus   held   In   the   school i 	
building, Monday evening.    The regu-1     Win. Mlschka was u Cleveland vlsl-
lar routine of business was carried out. I tor Sunday.
W. J. Durllng, of Amherst, uud A. W.
Collins, ot Lorain, attended  the  root-   week
Mrs. Flora Struhl has returned rrom j |mM   ^^   between   ohlo   8ta.e   and   ever_   untll
a few duy's visit in Oberlin.
To the boys and girls of Amherst and
vlcinltyi:
The News-Times will receive letters
to   lasts   Cluus   Irimi   now   on   until
The   Young   People  of  St.   Joseph's   Christinas, and  hoys und girls are In-
Cathollc  church  held  u   party  in  the   vlinl   to  send   ijieni   to  the  office  or
Parish    House   Tuesduy   evening,   ut| bring  them   In  uud  they  will  be  pub
which time games und music ufforded i Ushed.
the evening's entertaiument. Santa Cluus  has subscribed  to the
 News-Times  und  will  be  sure  to  see
STORES TO BE CLOSED | your letters    ,f vou c«»'t *•*• *
ALL DAY THANKSGIVING,  i''1"'1'  yourself have  your rather or
  i mother do lt Tor you.
Locul  stores wlll be closed  all duy       He »»re to put In your letter every-
Thanksgiving,  it   was  announced   this; thing  you  want  und  sign  your name
They   will   remain  open,  how-1 iO Santa Claus will know Just exactly
Tens of thousands of doctors have
been turned loose with fraudulent
medical diplomas. Thousands of others, with regular diplomas, know little
or nothing about disease and IU cures.
Every doctor once tn so often should
be asked to prove that he knows the
difference between scarlet fever and
appendicitis.
(Continued on Back Page.)
The Junior-Senior Dramatic Club of
the Brownhelm High School will give
a play entitled "All-of-a-Sudden Peggy"
at the high school auditorium at
Brownhelm, Wednesday evening, December 19. The cast has been selected
and rehersals are held regularly.
EAGLES HOLD ANNUAL
BARN YARD NIGHT.
The Eagles observed "Barn Yard
Night" In their lodge rooms Monday
night. As usual the affair waa well
attended and a good time was bad by
all who wero present.
BROWNHELM SCHOOL
TO  HOLD CARNIVAL.
Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Brown and daughter spent tbe week-end with relatives
In Newark, Ohio.
The Brownhelm High School wlll
hold a carnival on next Wednesday
evening. The affair will be held In the
auditorium which will be decorated
tor the occasion.
J. J. Smythe was in Elyrla on business today.
©rfcrr $mir GUjrffitmaa (Hath* Noui!
We have Just received a complete line of Greeting cards
for Christinas and New Year. The cards are made of a
high grade kid-finished paper and are copper-plate engraved.
A space has been allowed for the name of the sender
on each card, so that the name can be written, printed or
engraved on the bottom of the card.
Come in and look over the samples and get our prices.
ORDER NOW TO INSURE EARLY DELIVERY
The Amherst News Co.
164 Church Street      Phone Main 342        AMHERST, O.
Illinois   ut   Columbus,   last   Saturday,  evening
Mayor  J.   J.   Smythe  and   Dr.   W.   O.
Schueffer, or Amherst, anil D. A. Bulrd,
of   Klyria,   were   ulso   present   ut   the
gume.
nine   o'clock   Wednesduyj who to bring the presents to.
Don'l   torgel  und get your letter lu
next   Wednesday.
AU COURANT CLUBS'
SECOND DANCE CONGREGATIONAL LADIES
WELL ATTENDED.        BAZAR WELL ATTENDED.
WOODLAND  QUARTET
DRAWS BIG HERE
THUR. AND FRI.
The   Thanksgiving   dance   given   by
the Au Courunt club In the Hedington
The .in:n'.i    baur und supper given
by the 1.allies' Sewing Society of tbe
hull lust Friday evening was well at-! Congregstloasl   church   in   the  church
tended   by  local   and   out-of-town   peo-
The musical entertainment given by pie.
he Woodland quartet, of Lorain, un-' Dancing started shortly after eight
der the auspices of the locul order of o'clock und merriment prevaled for the
Kagles drew appreciative audiences ati remainder of the evening. Serpentine
bi.ih performances lust Thursday and added to the evening's entertainment.
Friday  evenings.    The evening's  pro-       Refreshments  were served through-
grum was of 11 high class nature aud
greatly enjoyed by those present.
SCHOOL TO CLOSE
FOR TWO DAYS.
School will be closed Thanksgiving
Duy und the day following, it was announced toduy. This wlll give stu-
dents and teachers an opportunity to
spend Thanksgiving at home or out of
town.'
Mr. und Mrs. F. W. Hodenmiller,
Mrs. II. L. Booth und children Bernlue,
Harold uud Hubert, Miss Helen Kreeger were the Sunday guests of Mrs.
Caroline Kreeger, or CrownhlU avenue.
out the evening and Carr's six piece
orchestra, of Loruin, furnished the
music.
Mr. and Mrs. C. K. Avery, Mrs. Beech
and daughter- Ki ma und Lots, speut
the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. J. B.
Avery.
Miss    Amies     Lahlfl     spent     Sunilav
visiting  lu Cleveland.
Tom  Andrews  wus in  Clevelund on
business   Monday.
Hugh   (lawn    wus
business  Monday.
ill   Cleveland   on
Dr. and  Mrs.  W. Ci.  SchuelTer  were
Columbus visitors Saturday.
parlors last Thursduy evening was
well attended, a good supper was
served and a line display ot fancy
work, aprons, and other needlework
was provied tor by tbe ladies.
BANKS TO MAIL OUT
SAVINGS CHECKS SAT.
The Amherst Suvlugs & Hanking
company uu The Amherst Park Bank
company will mall out checks to members of their Christmas Savings Clubs
Saturday.
The umount this yeur greatly surpassed uny previous amount and an
lacrosse Of nearly 50 per cent ls ei-
peeled this year.
fur Christinas shopping uud comes ln
handy'' at this UflM ot the year.
Mr.   and    Mrs.    R.    L.    Petty
Cleveland  visitors Sunday.
were
Joseph    Kelch   spent
and  lu  Amherst.
the   week-end
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