The Amherst news-times. (Amherst, Ohio), 1932-06-30

              the amherst news-times voixtmevlombeor hettewsmesramhetrlorain county, ohio thetjdstonetcerteiroftheworld" 5; out point of fievu y following was handed to us by frank mischka, and we are reprinting it, hoping it gives our readers "as much "kick" as has those who have already read it: an unusual sight reported at bankers' club new york recently, a prominent banker seen cot merely chuckling, but actually guffawing right loud, na though he we're enjoying life hugely, despite known fact that action stocks' bonds had wiped sizeable part his personal fortune. naturally, some friends asked whyfore merriment, lie them letter just received from small debtor, then they all joined in laughs: read: "dear sir: i wish inform public you present shattered, condition my bank account makes impossible for me send check response your request, "my financial is due effects federal laws, state county corporation laws,- by-laws outlaws been foisted upon unsuspecting me. through these various laws held down, up, sat, upon, walked on, flattened, squeezed broke until do not know what 1 am, where or why am. "these compel pay merchant tax, excess capital incorporation real estate property auto gas lax, light water cigar tax school tax. "the government so gov erned business owns it. am suspect ed, inspected, examined, re-examined, informed, required, com- 'manded compelled supposed provide inexhaustible supply of. money, every unknown need, desire hope human race, because refused donate go beg, borrow steal money give away, ousted, cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked to, about, lied robbed about ruined only reason clinging lite see hell coming next." says man barber ' shop: "after listening on lot bicentennial pro-crams. i've decided wash- inetou -oushta be glad bornoo years ago." pontics peculiar thing. make color want there big fuss wat dry question, now submerging more im portant topic depression, will itepublcans chance. adopted moist plank, which keep republicans their side fence. noise made prohibition, less said depression main issue would defeat sure sun tlses anil sets. if democrats elect presl dent, credit wets, whereas important factor, elected governor dry, defeating ed wet. yet claim is; overwhelming ly many issues personalities involved politics victories defeats hard trace one cause. merchants absorb bo tho 2c checks issued com munity chest, under order sued treasurer, a. nana- kowskl. sanctioned th committee. asauinsd community chest amount than $7.00 per month. total u great, each assume paid him. for' sale trade like tell home w" elyrta, karat property. r. h. rataluutlt, hie lo- nia 5v. & tnut co meats play conquerors ol perinzoils wellington here next sunday game lose wakeman run margin mischka day face task subduing suddenly awakened eagles. after losing six straight games, turned lorain pennzolu last trimmed 4 0, turning tri-couuty league race into free-for-all. team een defeated far sec ond round, nativities, meet pennzoils sunday. whether vic tory fluke, really found themselves, should win basis season records, leaves question doubt. ah stands, good, chance any cop second half, better ball playing. wlnnlhg three remaining games half two teams good least tie top, mean almost certain elimination enough red icaps an-abbre viated rain halted during sixth inning. score archie bartlome pitched great ball, limiting caps hits' unearned deserved win, breaks support were against scored inning when purvis went way bart let brown's throw get away him batter's roller. third infield, out, scor squeeze play. time threatened, the, game. either fifth, got men second' with could score. rather try tying play, manager olson both runs, ordered brown hit. didn't, neither did bartlome, botn died. again threatened sixth, score, counted, anyway, since camo, caused grass,to become green, field t8 muddy, officials btop gone bet wouia won, getting duncan considerable reg ularity couple nings, while wore on. didn't wear long enough, tfnd therein lies sad tale. zilch's leads zilch insurance leading abc playground five won ana none lost, followed closely brownhelm four lost. played tuesday eve ning, salesmen ae- feated automatic 3 o; beat clearvlew 13 2, vermilion stone church 2 results thurs are: ins. 1z, 1; 9, clear vlew 0 (forfeit), urownneim i, 6. standing league: w ins 5 v. 8. l e pet. 1000 goo 600 400 200 000 d. c naptha sale. oil co. piano voice ug8sonh miss dorothy jones, ph. 7751 lost backbone? mmm mrnmrni mm golf gets 'em, sags nahg l. may, editor, news-times. dear may: thought perhaps interested professional champs recently developed golden city. course, 'bill', guy delivers product slogan, "you can whip cream, can't milk." saw other east street chickens truck. why-for said, "if need dozen fresh eggs, wagon cackle deliver eggs door. course also fellow call "coon" people dying ride wagon. there's "fred", fits fit. fellows no tion heads de pression times va cant lots united stages placed end enu iney covered courses, egg form. say gopher driven home, hole being used pur poses. they, golf, isn't, never mind say. sarazen bobble sworn elimin ate "pasture pool". bill going around trying sell stock project called clubhouse, cost 'be ?b0v 000. understand ap proached such j. smytbe, f. i. hubbard mike relnhart, down flat, smythe ?200,- says, "qolf form work expensive rich enjoy physical mental exertion attractive dress $200,000 house." is- carrying ditch digging carpet beating (hose tasks performed same hot afternoon short pants uml colored socks. twenty-five ago theu munity. today block. this shows h' done sport once create idea two-blackballs vll' sufficient simplest looklnr world decide take toughest looking beer (continued page four) canvassers: 14.00 guaranteed 75 days. permanent good. write box 15, 3tr tve kmf tu tstitli'smidiretttyriimiy. kjji obstruciei die admiiustratieii'of juib'ct, tim mat judfei dtptniudiaikis v3l ilane,. he. kcft irnutt aftictftos tn-titnex pauc. kij plund-ed oar sew, ravifed coxtp aaa iesiidfta tkc faet people. in. ,n ta irv surprise critics impressive over tough open victory powerful joppa con vincing 0. throughout, hit hard. poulson heavy hitters well check. allowed hut hits, struck 12. visitors seriously threat en time. crum '3 6 two. rolchert, merchants' little centerflelder lead off man, m ii i: .. ..5120 ..5121 .-5 i' 4' ..4010' -.4110 -. ..1010 . 39 11 15 ..4010 ... v r 33 collected hits lineup: .merchants relchert, cf' stark, lb mathes, 3b ilaetz, ss guild, 2b krutch, segert, rf glllman, poulson, n iilnes, joppn crum, cf wasem, harrison, whodarskl, w. meyers, e. myers, greono, b. p -totals i). c. albert born, richmond va, august 29, 1876. son judge elizabeth caskie (cabell). schools, john hopkins, 1896; university maryland: st john's; george washington u; and, loyola college. began practice law, baltimore, 1898. attorney general maryland, 1916-20: terras, 1920-32. delegate, nat'l dem. conv'ts, 1916. '20, '24, 78 member, american br ass'n; bar ass'ns, baltimore maryland acad. political scmuc delta phi. religion, episcopalian. unmarried. t. reid craeliv dcrptdv t freely tur. moslbarka-rou jolimameriat,- uticie sam, tlxah wlw gangsters doing. stronger than, kinf moves former bakery room; place published its plant having moved dur ing past week for-nler location room formerly occupied bakery, postofflce. move necessary consolidation qrafton citizen. needed enlarged plant. citizen week. news-times, prede cessors building vacated period years, hud regarded land-maik. figured prominently newspaper history village, witnessed several consolidations. papers publishers, inc., company formed, took news grafton president company, geo. vice secretary, may treasurer. phono number 471 retained location. double rent, milan ave. rooms bath, garage, garden. 0454. ltp furnished 417 ney. conveniences, sonable. ten rea-ltc cabell ritchie program observe fourth bicentenial claims produce uice builders engines figures municipal tentative offer build current .01244 cents kilowatt hour village council special ses sion night. was. purpose hearing offers diesel engine builders. oiler carne represen tatives wfnton co.. stated phint built $s',00fi. tomploto building, 1.000,- hours juice produced year 512,-440, put board nt 1v4 kw. consist thiee 00 horsepower each. wlnton recommendation unnorm size, largo engine, recommend n. strauss, engineer electrical smvey .makes statement correct impression seems fie gaining headway among local people, survey here, night ho recommendations according findings, regardless interests. "while lean toward ownership living frcn: field," straus-i stated, "i still advise facts show .1 advivible. coi-rect apparent faction amherst. "municipal plants- saved users thousands dollars, rt tl;.i plac conditions erection operation impractical." vll! ig m-. voir j, !- resenting co., insisted plan rconomlci! rperatlon, thus lower rate. lurgo glnes -is recommended bv strau? v'i"" gave estimated price f'iti.-000, including liuildln'-'. wolfe plant, h's rucoiitiuomla-tions, save villnge $20,000 year, ianie rate schedule effect. representatives wor-thlngtou recon-.t.icajed large r.al' beinp most econ omical operate, su strauss g00 ami 150 eng'n -h submitted jlguie- i't cost, witn tucm copy engineer's ie;,o t-stating submit proposal making study : conditions. members elyru coun"il ittended meeting. eljrla munclpal plants, vh-v bul'eine find feasible. 1. 3ale. amlifi-st hoofing buslik'ss tills totnl jobs, mule-hido asphalt, afclx-stos mid metal lias sold wlhi't, ambler estimate- i-iiuf kind 10 suit oiir needs- pocket-bonk. lumber slih i'll. 431 july fit tingly observed pro gram newly decorated town hall auditorium. appropriate arranged celebrate washington's birthday celebration, connected. committee charge matter patriotism primar ily mind, effort utilize children possible. desired attendance children. morning's begin 9:30, band concert. f'or minutes yard, auditorium piny o'clock, proper begin. program, completed meeting wednesday morning, follows: song, "america" audience, remarks mayor k. stlwald. introduction powers. scripture rev. schmidt. prayer eastman. children's singing, "america beautiful." "glimpses oeo. washington" james lyon. poem, "under old elm" virginia wesbecher. song masonic. chorus. talk declaration independence cox, jr. farewell addressmiss margaret rice. masonic "hat's off" geoffrey monger. poem "psalm life." "star spangled banner" audl- c'lre. benediction father elschen. powers act master ceremonies. celebration herst residents first opportunity inspect xince improvements were" completed. alone expected attract altmr, stlwald chairman, composed of' powcu, pastors, "ml ancrlcr-n legion representatives. liivcsligating request olfl-ciulj investigating po3.sl-h'l'ty supplying amheitt works .i;ie '..s nude v.ocl.s smythe, company. morgan, works, thero doubt capacity nrerent filters, problem solved, additional filtration wor" necessary, expense bulldlno, filters amherst, morgan said. time, ;.s iirep.irlng elyrla expects charging nil oxcessivo rato water. ef- ort elyrla. attend ltli tlio elmer john- i'oe no. lis, le gion, auxiliary, body. requested 9:45 monday morning. friday evening hold tomorrow rooms, requested. 1ukt1is born mr. mrs. thomas gulsolman, daughter, hospital sunday, anihcrtt repaiiuno household elect. work. radio servicing specialty w1lmont haklclt, pu. 48